[So if you're taking a stroll in Ecruteak tonight -- or alternatively are watching the Network, making fun of possessed people being complete dorks in video feeds -- you might happen upon THIS GUY. Yes, you're not mistaken -- it's a giant cup of instant noodles. All of sudden, it-- okay, he-- points at the random passerby (that may or may not be ( Read more... )

[Sup Johto, how's it going? Good? Yeah, Crow's been doing pretty well, too, even if he's been kinda quiet recently. Buuut he's not gonna discuss that; instead, you all get to see him sitting on the floor, glaring intensively at a Murkrow in front of him, then at a stone in his hand, then back at the bird.]Look, the only reason I got this thing is ' ( Read more... )

[Today's video feed starts with a close-up on a really bored-looking Murkrow, only to move to show Crow walking down the corridor of Cianwood inn.]

--and you could get a hobby that doesn't include playing with the 'Gear-- [He stops abruptly when he reaches his room and, upon opening the door, both he and the viewers are greeted by the sight of a ( Read more... )

[voice; backdated to Sunday morning]

[Surprise, surprise! It's plain and simple voice post from Crow today. But it... doesn't really sound very Crow-like. No enthusiasm, no energy, just a short, very matter-of-fact statement.]

... Last Monday was exactly a year since I had come here.

( cut for tl;dr narrative )

[Sup Johto, had enough of black birds that lurk in the shadows and steal your shiny little objects? Hope not, because this video feed features even more of them. About six of them can be seen standing not too far from the camera, calmly poking something on the ground and -- for once -- not bothering anyone nor being bothered by anyone ( Read more... )

[on today's episode of "Survived the Bugs" documentary, we introduce to you the Goldenrod City PokeCenter, where Crow is recovering after having been beaten to a bloody pulp a few days ago. And man, he looks like crap -- he's black and blue all over, with additional scratches, the bandages are sticking out from under his clothes and even his ( Read more... )

[Goldenrod City is still, just as every other place in Johto, overrun by an army of bugs, and the area near the Department Store is no different. Despite the late hour, the omnipresent buzzing doesn't die down, and it looks as though there's not even a soul around. Which shouldn't come as surprise to anyone who's witnessed this broadcast. Nobody ( Read more... )

[hello Johto, how's it going? It looks like Crow has already gotten rid of Kay's and Kaito's ~*~beautiful masterpiece~*~ on his face! And he seems to be recording from his room again, although you don't see and/or hear his screaming this time. On the contrary, he appears to be... unusually deep in thought?]... Hey, Johto? I've got a question for ya ( Read more... )

[those familiar with it may recognize the background as the inside of Ecruteak City's gym. In the foreground there's Crow, holding a brand new Fog Badge in his hand.]

You'd think the farther you go, the harder it'd be to get badges, but that's not the case here...

[he grins widely.] But it's no wonder, huh? Nothing else to be expected of the ( Read more... )

[look Johto, isn't it a nice sight? Snow, snow everywhere! It must be great to be outside and play in white fluff and breath chilly air--

... Unless you're wearing a sleeveless shirt and a vest, like a certain bird-brain.

Who is currently trembling. But you can't blame him when there's 9ºF/-14ºC outside, can you?]

C-C-Cold... Just how do people ( Read more... )